I do funny-ish things sometimes.
My Tonight Show Debut.
Published funny words.
Hard Drive
Ranking How Good These Cartoon Dogs Would Taste (Guest Column by RFK Jr.)
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Marvel Increases Movie Ticket Prices to Cover Rising Cost of Hidden Easter Eggs
PBS Assures Supporters They Know How to Deal with Smug, Little Assholes
Hard Times
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The President of the United States Meets with Trump at the White House
Robot Butt
Viral TikToks